Irony
Inside the Mind of Dr. Tina Quartz: Healer, Hoax, or Just Really Into Mason Jars?
You’ve heard the name whispered across candlelit kombucha bars. You’ve seen her quotes tattooed in Comic Sans on the backs of people named Trysten. You may have even enrolled, accidentally, in one of her courses after clicking on an ad that said: “Unlock Your Aura’s Credit Score.”
By The Pompous Post14 days ago in Humor
The Taco Tantrum and the Tattoo Hottie
The humidity in Cancun was thick enough to chew, a wet wool blanket of air that smelled of overpriced coconut oil and impending social collapse. I sat perched on a bar stool, my nerve endings firing like a short-circuited pinball machine. Across from the bar, at the pool sat Brenda—a woman who wore her political convictions like a suit of armor and treated a beef taco like a religious sacrament.
By Meko James 14 days ago in Humor
The Sex Safe!
Yes, we all know how important it is to practice safe sex...or at least, safer sex (I seriously doubt that any sex can truly be safe; cameras and eyewitnesses have a funny habit of sneaking up on you), but we are human, and often, like a woman caught in a rainstorm, we suddenly feel odd sensations we cannot control, and end up getting very wet...on a good day.
By Kendall Defoe 14 days ago in Humor
Lunar Vuitton: Why Space Needs Fashion More Than Oxygen
“One small step for man, one fierce strut for mankind.” – Naomi Armstrong (probably) Friends, readers, celestial wanderers… we must address the glaring oversight in modern space exploration: the complete and utter lack of fashion-forward thinking beyond our stratosphere.
By The Pompous Post17 days ago in Humor
The World Is on Fire, But My Freezer’s Been Stockpiling Since 2017
📦 Section 1: Frozen Time Capsules – A Love Letter to Foods That Shouldn't Be Alive There comes a moment in every adult’s life when you open your freezer, stare into the icy abyss, and realize you’ve been harboring culinary fugitives from the past.
By The Pompous Post28 days ago in Humor
Established in 1842: Why Everything is Older Than You Thought.
There was a time, long ago... roughly 2007, when businesses were content to simply exist. You sold bagels, you put a sign on the door, and that was that. No origin myth. No fake Latin motto. No logo featuring an eagle wearing monocles. But those days are long gone.
By The Pompous Postabout a month ago in Humor
