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Survival of the Wittiest: Was Human Language Driven by Humour?
According to a daring new study that was published in PNAS Nexus, human language evolution was motivated by wit rather than just the necessity to survive. Ljiljana Progovac, a linguist at Wayne State University, suggests that sexual selection actively favoured quick-wittedness, or the capacity to connect words in smart, humorous ways. It's possible that our predecessors joked their way into sophisticated language.
By Francis Dami3 days ago in Humor
THE SPINAL FRONTIER:
Forget the Mayo Clinic. Forget those "scientists" in their sterile labs, squinting at double-blind studies like they’re trying to decode the Matrix. If we want to Make America Healthy Again, we need to stop listening to people who understand how cells work and start listening to the guy in the strip mall next to the Vape Depot who can "realign your soul" for $75 and a firm handshake.
By Meko James 3 days ago in Humor
The Housing Market is on Fire... Literally. Rent Comes with Free Marshmallows Now.
Welcome, You Brave Homeless Souls Congratulations, reader. If you’re viewing this newsletter, it means you can still afford Wi-Fi… Cherish that… Because according to Zillow, the average rent for a one-bedroom apartment is now an arm and a leg, one functioning kidney, a vial of dragon’s blood, and three Funko Pops from 2018.
By The Pompous Post3 days ago in Humor
Airflow Management Under Duress
Subject: A Small Apology Regarding My Travel Experience Dear Ms. Hart: I want to start with a sincere apology. I understand that feedback after an event should be constructive, gracious, and ideally brief. What comes next might challenge at least two of those expectations.
By Anthony Chan3 days ago in Humor
My Family Thinks I Have My Life Together… Here’s the Truth
Day one began with ambition. Dangerous, dangerous ambition. At exactly 4:59 AM, my alarm went off with the soft, angelic chime I had carefully selected the night before—because apparently “That Girl” does not wake up to blaring chaos. She wakes up peacefully. Gracefully. Like a Disney princess with perfect hydration levels.
By Mariana Farias5 days ago in Humor
Sorry About The Goldfish
I’d like to begin with a simple apology... I’m sorry about the goldfish. I know it was your daughter’s favorite. And I understand that, from your perspective, there was no reason for it to be anywhere near the office microwave. In my defense, I didn’t think it would fit, which is why I only tried it for a second!
By Kaliyah Myers6 days ago in Humor
