Steve Lance

Joined July 2021

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Doug the World’s Largest Potato
The largest potato known to mankind has been discovered in New Zealand. While most potatoes weigh ½ pound, this one is seventeen pounds. It has been described as a monstrous mutant potato.
By Steve Lance4 years ago in Earth
Self-Analysis of My Fiction
Sometimes I get on a health kick. I’ll eat healthy foods, take more walks, and go to the gym regularly. When these health kicks last for a few months, I lose weight, sleep better, my mood is improved, and generally in all around better health. The change does not happen on the second day of my health kick, or the third, fourth, fifth. It takes a couple of months before I notice a major change. But it does happen. One day I look in the mirror and say, “dang looking good”. Most people have had this experience.
By Steve Lance4 years ago in Journal
Forbidden Fruit
Want back in the garden, I’ve seen enough. You show me beauty and take it away. The games that you play are simply too rough.
By Steve Lance4 years ago in Poets
Colorful Sky
Please do not break my heart again I ask this of my fellow man Understand that it is a sin To take away their precious land
By Steve Lance5 years ago in Poets
The Scarlet Macaw
The Scarlet Macaw is a stunningly beautiful and majestic bird. "Pana'ewa Rainforest Zoo--Scarlet Macaw" by Makuahine Pa'i Ki'i is licensed under CC BY 2.0
By Steve Lance5 years ago in Earth
Halloween Playlist – Prince of Darkness
Little Weiner was tired of being only the second most feared supervillain in Gotham, he wanted the top spot, to be the leader of the pack. For people to fear him as they did no other. What better way to make it happen than to create the most listen to playlist for Halloween. The one holiday that strikes fear in all men’s hearts.
By Steve Lance5 years ago in Beat
Halloween Party at Area 51
When Sigma returned from Planet Slime, he found Delta looking through his record collection. ‘What are you doing?’ asked Sigma.
By Steve Lance5 years ago in Beat
Catalog of Characters
The stable of characters keeps growing, and you never know when or where they will appear. Here is a brief description of your favorite characters.
By Steve Lance5 years ago in Fiction
Harvest Moon
In the Northern Hemisphere, the full moon closest to the fall equinox is called the Harvest Moon. In 2021 a full moon occurred on September 20th, thus earning it the title of this year’s Harvest Moon. The fall equinox occurs on September 22nd. In the Southern Hemisphere, the Harvest Moon will next occur on March 18,2022.
By Steve Lance5 years ago in Earth
Three Generations Deep
From the small garden we planted out back, We pick the best for our evening dinner. Tomatoes and beans we add to the sack,
By Steve Lance5 years ago in Poets
In the Darkness of Night. Top Story - September 2021.
My father fought in World War II. He was seriously injured during a major battle in the South Pacific. A grenade landed in his foxhole killing his best friend and filling him with shrapnel. He very rarely spoke of his wartime experience, but in the evenings, when we would be sitting quietly you could feel the burden was still with him. During the night he would often have the same nightmare, you could hear him fighting that battle, always waking up with the grenade landing in the foxhole. Growing up I heard that nightmare hundreds of times.
By Steve Lance5 years ago in Poets
Home for the Holidays
The following are a few haikus on being home for the holidays. Home for a thanksgiving feast. Gather around the table.
By Steve Lance5 years ago in Poets