Lana V Lynx

Joined June 2021

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Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist

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Putin and a Fortuneteller
Vladimir Putin called the most powerful and famous psychic and fortuneteller to his bunker. "I haven't been sleeping well lately. Wake up from nightmares where someone is hunting me but I can't see who. Can you tell me who that is?" Putin asked.
By Lana V Lynxabout 2 hours ago in Fiction
PACO Calling TACO - 12
This conversation happened on April 7, after Trump announced a two-week delay on his "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" threat. And an October 2025 call between Orban and Putin got leaked to the press.
By Lana V Lynxa day ago in The Swamp
Everything Comes Back
There once was a woman so fair, Who lost twenty bucks at the fair, Two weeks later, in store, Found twenty once more— And gave it away unaware.
By Lana V Lynx2 days ago in Poets
Caring for Your Voice
On April 4, 2026, I had one of those experiences that gives you a fresh perspective on everything you know. I've attended Riffs & Runs, a vocal workshop by a world-known vocal coach. I am publishing this in Blush community because we often underestimate how important voice is in our life and how it needs to be taken care of as a part of our body.
By Lana V Lynx2 days ago in Blush
ABCD New Member Meeting
Kagame: Gentlemen, seems like everyone is here, either in person or virtually, except for one member we are still trying to reach. As the rotating chair for this meeting, I declare it open.
By Lana V Lynx4 days ago in The Swamp
What's Trump Manifesting Today?
To illustrate how Trump's psychology works, I'm starting a new rubric: What's Trump Manifesting Today? For context on his manifestation, you might want to read my Trump's Worldview article.
By Lana V Lynx6 days ago in The Swamp
Quarter 1 Performance Report. Top Story - April 2026.
Last year (2025), I challenged myself to write at least one story for each of the 48 Vocal communities. I have achieved that goal, but a lot of new community stories were cramped into the last two weeks of the year.
By Lana V Lynx6 days ago in Writers
All Fucked-Up Wedding Toasts
Still trying to write at least one story for every Vocal Community in 2026, I knew I'd have difficulty coming up with a story for the Marriage Community. I've never been married and attended only a handful of weddings, making my experience limited.
By Lana V Lynx7 days ago in Marriage
No Regrets
I once bought a higher education diploma for a friend whose career was stalling. As someone who works in education, I should feel really bad about it. But I don’t. Let me explain why.
By Lana V Lynx11 days ago in Confessions
PACO Calling TACO - 11
This conversation happened on March 27, 2026, after Putin came out of hiding for a closed-door meeting with Russian oligarchs to raise money for his war against Ukraine and Trump announced that he is delaying planned strikes on Iranian energy infrastructure for 10 days, pushing the deadline to April 6, 2026.
By Lana V Lynx13 days ago in The Swamp
Crystal Banaba - 7
“What kind of tests?” Rachel asked. “Well, we take the annual physical just like everyone does, but it also includes balance and coordination tests. And after 65, we take a comprehensive cognitive test every six months, to see how our wit and memory works and to detect deterioration.”
By Lana V Lynx14 days ago in Chapters
Trump’s Worldview
We all know that Trump is a narcissist. Even the people who still support him cannot deny it at this point, with all the self-aggrandizement, lavish flattery and gifts he receives from those who want to grease his hand. Qatar luxury plane, Argentinian $40B bailout, and FIFA Peace Prize are just the tips of the iceberg everyone can see, but I also encourage you to look into the crypto enrichment schemes by the Trump clan and his economic "deals." Also, research who really benefits from the Iran war.
By Lana V Lynx15 days ago in Psyche