
Cali Loria
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Over punctuating, under delivering.
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Ear Candy: 808's and Stomachaches
Hip-hop music, with its clever wordplay and pulsating beats, scores the perfect Halloween playlist. Whether you're looking to dance, raid the candy bowl, or hang out with your boo, these tracks are sure to inspire something spooky in even the most reserved of Halloween participants. Here, I will walk you through why these tracks are certain to underscore the sweetest of sugar comas.
By Cali Loria5 years ago in Humans
Just Desserts
"Two forks?" the waitress inquired. "One will be fine, thank you," I responded. It was our second date. He took me to my favorite restaurant in my favorite neighborhood. We sat nestled on a small patio, string lights adding romantic ambiance to the beautiful evening.
By Cali Loria5 years ago in Fiction
Heart-Shaped Breasts
Even before everybody started dying from the new flu, the number of medical professionals dwindled. It was the way of formerly lucrative careers with large buy-ins. By 17, so many kids had found their millionaire status niche online, replete with earbud and automatic car sponsorships. Pursuing anything else seemed frankly foolish. Profiting parents, easily placated by their children with the promise of no student loan debt, found futher schooling unnecessary. It was a win-win for everyone but the dying and diseased.
By Cali Loria5 years ago in Fiction


